Breaking Up is Hard to Do

I picked up my mail this morning and was surprised to see a bill from my corporate card.  Since my relationship with the firm had been terminated, I worked tirelessly to resolve any financial obligations I still had outstanding.  My 401K is being rolled over.  I’ve filed for COBRA.  And I thought all my bills were paid.

I opened up the AMEX bill and saw an outstanding balance of a whopping $0.14.  It was a charge that came from one day of using my corporate phone before it was cancelled.  Apparently the unemployment gods want me to become an administrative assistant.

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