The following puns will not help your GMAT Verbal score. (In fact I’m sure they violate a number of grammatical rules) They do, however, provide a much needed break from GMAT studying.
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
- I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
- Don’t join dangerous cults:Â Practice safe sects.
- In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
- The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
